Journey to the West: Fahai's Pilgrimage

After a modern-day Fahai transmigrates into Tang Sanzang.

Sun Wukong would never forget his master pressing down on his head and saying, "Monkey, do you want me to send you to the Western Paradise, or are you going there yourself?"

Zhu Bajie would never forget his master patting his head and saying, "Bajie, let your master help you achieve the four forms of emptiness."

The White Dragon Horse would never forget his master setting it up to roast and saying, "This horse is prone to straying. We might as well roast it."

Sha Wujing would never forget his master grabbing him and saying, "I'm your father."

Master, please stop hitting him! That's a Bodhisattva's mount!

Master, please, hurry up and fetch the scriptures!

Master, you can't use this female Bodhisattva to help with your cultivation!

A laugh-out-loud Journey to the West, a subversive take on the classic, blazing a completely different path to heaven.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.