Su Bai transmigrates into a world of son-in-law novels filled with "crooked-mouth War Gods," and unfortunately becomes a rich, handsome villain!
Thinking about how the crooked-mouth Asuras will humiliate him and trample him underfoot, turning him into a stepping stone on their path to showing off, only for him to die as cannon fodder in the end, Su Bai is furious.
Fortunately, at the crucial moment, he awakens the Villain Comeback System!
From then on, Su Bai, who knows the novel's plot by heart, begins seizing the protagonists' luck and opportunities, while also whisking away the heroines and living life on his own terms!
When he finally looks back, he realizes he has become the most badass villain of all!
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
The God of War returns and discovers that his wife and daughter have been sold to a brothel. Furious, he summons 100,000 veterans to work for his wife and daughter.
I haven't had Parkinson's disease for ten years, and my mouth is so crooked!
Congratulations! Disdain from the God of Medicine, the Divine Doctor, the God of War, the Tiger Commander, the Army, Rakshasa, Shura, Dragon King...!!! (Funny)
One day, the daughter of the Crooked God of War was chased away to be sold. When the Crooked God of War learned about it, he gave an order to send 100,000 mercenaries to improve his daughter's performance.
Women have two advantages, but there is a loophole; although men have no advantages, they have one advantage; men often seize the two advantages of women and use their own strengths to make up for the loopholes of women. This is called a perfect match. Why are men smart? It's because men have two heads; why women love to eat, it's because women have two mouths. Why do men and women get married? Because men have figured it out and women have figured it out. And why the divorce? Because men know the depth, and women know the length. In the past, high school teachers always said that high school was tight but college was loose. Now that I think about it, it's really a sentence worth savoring.
This crooked-mouthed God of War is very spiritual.
Since you are already a villain, why do you still worry about that? As a villain, isn't it true that you can do whatever you want?
Elder brother! You'd better change the cover! Every time I see him I want to slap him
Do you know that I sent these flowers??? Pa~(Applause) These flowers were obviously chosen by Mr. Huangpu!! If you have no eyes and no eyes, it's okay if you don't pay attention to these flowers!!!
If you have no eyes and no eyes, it's okay if you don't pay attention to these flowers.