Exorcising Demons Live: Fan Donations Make Me Stronger

What should you do when the most vicious red-clad vengeful ghost appears? Don't panic. Find some dye and splash it on her red clothes. Better yet, dye them green. That'll take the wind out of her sails and cut her strength by at least seventy percent.

What should you do if a ghost possesses you by accident? Drink plenty of hot water to speed up your metabolism, and try to flush it out as soon as possible.

A female ghost is crawling out of your TV? If you're a single man, isn't that perfect? And if you're not single, why not kick her right back in?

A ghost grabs your shoulder from behind while you're walking alone at night? I've said time and again that everyone should learn a little self-defense. Just grab the ghost's hand and give it a good shoulder throw!

What? You say a shoulder throw won't work on a ghost? Sorry! That just means you haven't trained enough. There's no problem a shoulder throw can't solve. And if there is, follow it up with a German suplex!

Trust me, just make sure to train regularly...

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