Top Universities Hire Me to Teach Cultivation

Zhang Sheng is reborn in the college entrance exam hall. He opens the test paper and thinks, What the heck? I don't know how to answer any of this!

But no worries. The Top Student System has you covered.

Wait... This is supposed to be a Top Student System, so why is it full of cultivation knowledge?

Could it be... a Cultivation Top Student System?

When Zhang Sheng realizes the truth, he feels like crying.

To stay alive and avoid being struck by the System's heavenly lightning and reduced to ashes,

Zhang Sheng can only sob as he scribbles down whatever comes to mind.

Chinese exam paper: "The Dao that can be spoken is not the eternal Dao; the name that can be named is not the eternal name..."

Examiner: "...Are you messing with me?"

Sure enough, Zhang Sheng spectacularly gets a score of zero on this college entrance exam.

Before long, his zero-point test paper becomes famous online.

To his surprise, a few days later, prestigious universities come calling, inviting him to become a professor and teach cultivation!

"This world is ridiculous!" Zhang Sheng exclaims.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.