Urban: I'm a Professional Simp!

After transmigrating to a parallel universe, Guo Junjie unlocked the Simp System.

What?

The System actually wants me to be a simp?

There's no way I'm becoming a simp. Not in this lifetime.

But when he saw the rewards pop up on the System, Guo Junjie thought that maybe being a simp wasn't so bad after all.

And so, Guo Junjie set out on his wild journey of simping.

Girl: Guo Junjie, you don't have to do that. I'll be your girlfriend.

Guo Junjie: What? You think I simp for you because I like you? I'm after the System's rewards.

This is the story of a guy who starts out as a simp, gets dumped by the girl he simps for, and then, after she discovers how great simps are, she becomes a simp herself!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.