Tang Sanzang transmigrates into the world of Journey to the West, spending three years growing in his mother Yin Wenjiao's womb before being born.
Faced with schemes hatched by gods and Buddhas across the heavens, Tang Sanzang enters the monastic life and becomes a fighting monk, leading the Great Tang's Independent Regiment to crush every conspiracy!
Under the Five-Finger Mountain: "You cheeky monkey, did reading The Story of Wukong enlighten you?"
At the White Bone Spirit's place: "Humans are born of humans, demons are born of demons. Who the hell were you born to?"
In front of Banana Cave: "Princess Iron Fan, if you don't lend me your fan, this poor monk will have to ask you for lodging!"
At the Great Thunderclap Temple on Spirit Mountain, Tang Sanzang shouts, "Brothers, remember: don't take so much as a needle or thread from the Buddhas. And apart from those, don't leave behind even a single floor tile!"
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
No one? I'll take a seat.