I, the Strongest Keyboard Warrior in History!

At the peak of martial arts, I reign supreme. With my keyboard, the heavens are mine.

From the summit of the great river, I descend from the heavens. One keystroke rules the world.

Keyboard, come forth!

College student Chen Diao activates the Super Keyboard Warrior System.

A martial arts grandmaster comes to provoke him: "Prepare to die, brat!"

With his keyboard in hand, Chen Diao roars, "Holy crap!"

The martial arts grandmaster drops dead on the spot.

Roam the martial world, and conquer it with one "Holy crap!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.