Protagonist: System, give me an awesome cultivation technique.
System: No.
Protagonist: System, give me an awesome weapon.
System: No.
Protagonist: Then surely you have a stunning beauty for me?
System: Dream on. Shame on you.
Protagonist: Then what can you do, System?
System: I can teach you how to cook.
The protagonist threw his head back and wailed: How did I end up with the most useless System in history?
System: Little slave, I want dragon meat. Go kill a dragon and make me a whole-dragon feast.
Protagonist: Sis, are you asking me to feed a dragon? What am I supposed to kill it with?
System: The kitchen knife I gave you.
Protagonist: You've got to be kidding me. It's just some lousy kitchen knife. Wait, why is this knife so sharp? And why do I have this kind of strength...
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
This novel is very well written, why didn't it get any grades?
The Danger Chapter caught up with me.