Rebirth: the Most Rubbish System in History

Pig's Knuckle: System, give me an awesome skill System: None Pig's Knuckle: System, give me an awesome weapon System: None Pig's Knuckle: There must be one stunning beauty System: Thoughts are beautiful, I despise you Pig's Knuckle: What do you have, system? System: I will teach you how to cook. Pig's feet raised to the sky and screamed: I have encountered the most stupid system in history. System: Little slave, I want to eat dragon meat. Go kill a dragon and make a full dragon feast for me. Pig's Foot: Sister, do you want me to feed the dragon? What should I use to kill the dragon? System: Use the kitchen knife I gave you Pig's Knuckle: Are you kidding? It's a broken kitchen knife. Wait, why is this kitchen knife so sharp and why do I have this power... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.