Life Begins with Paying Taxes on Boasts

The Ultimate Wish-Fulfillment Novel: One day, Jiang Bai discovers that he's been bound to the Bragging Tax Makes You Strong System.

Anything he brags about can come true, as long as he pays the corresponding bragging fee.

Jiang Bai: "I'm not even bragging. I just bought an apartment in Tomson Riviera yesterday!"

System: "Ding! Bragging order generated. Host, please pay a bragging fee of 30,000 yuan to complete the order!"

Jiang Bai: "Man, I'm so jealous of you guys having cars to drive. Unlike me, I have a whole garage full of luxury cars and can't decide which one to take."

System: "Ding! Bragging order generated. Host, please pay a bragging fee of 65,000 yuan to complete the order!"

Jiang Bai: "All right, I'll come clean. I'm done pretending. I'm actually a master of Chinese martial arts."

System: "Ding! Bragging order generated. Host, please pay a bragging fee of 1,000 yuan to complete the order!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.