Great Tang: I Am the Emperor's Elder Brother

Passerby A: "You know Young Lord Fan, right?"

Passerby B: "Not very well. I think I've heard of him!"

Passerby C: "What? You don't know the famous Young Lord Fan? How have you even managed to get by? He's the only son of Fan Zigai, Duke of Jibei, a born genius with unparalleled martial arts and uncanny military strategy! The dog he keeps, uh... is as big as an elephant!"

Li Shimin: "Brother Yunqi, brother-in-law! Give me another one of those pills of yours that can bring the dead back to life. Otherwise, I'm staying at your house all day!"

Fan Yunqi: "Fine, but this is the last one. Take it and get out. Don't get in the way of your big brother consummating his marriage!"

"An imperial edict! Fan Yunqi is hereby named Imperial Elder Brother. All subjects of the Great Tang who see the Imperial Elder Brother shall treat him as though His Majesty the Emperor were present..."

Zhangsun Wuji: "Your Majesty, Silla, Baekje, and the Thirty-Six Kingdoms of the Western Regions have submitted letters requesting to become your vassals. Please make your decision!"

Li Shimin: "What does Imperial Brother think?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.