Thanks for Asking, I'm in the Cultivation World and Just Want to Lie Low

After transmigrating into the top courtesan of a brothel in a cultivation world, Su Chen resolved to be a kept man and live like a lazy fish. All he wanted was for little fairies to dote on him every day, give him a little silver, and take a few liberties with him.

But there was always someone trying to interrupt his wonderful life.

"Mr. Su, if you agree, I'll trade the Immortal-Seeking Sect for your painting!"

"Mr. Su, play me a tune and you can pick anything you want from this dynasty!"

"Mr. Su, someone has come down from the Divine Realm. They only want you to make them a cup of tea. I swear it's true!"

No! You damn immortals, I just want to be the top courtesan!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.