Great Tang: From the Start, I Bind Myself to Li Er

One misstep sends Wang Xiu back two thousand years, to the golden age of the Tang Dynasty under Emperor Taizong. From the start, he is bound to Li Er.

Wang Xiu begins a brazen, overbearing, and wildly extravagant life in the Tang Dynasty.

No money? Go to Li Er: "Give me money!"

No house? Go to Li Er: "Give me a house!"

No wife? Go to Li Er: "I want Pingyang! Changle! Little Xizi!"

Hou Junji flies into a rage: "You insolent brat! How dare you!"

Wang Xiu: "I also want a girl from the Hou family!"

Li Er: "Approved!"

One day, Changsun Wuji goes to Li Er: "Your Majesty, Wang Xiu is so arrogant and overbearing that after a minor quarrel with my son, Changsun Chong, he broke his left leg. I beg Your Majesty to do something!"

Li Er: "All right, then break Changsun Chong's right leg too."

A subordinate reports to Li Er: "Your Majesty, the Crown Prince ambushed Wang Xiu, but Wang Xiu beat him until he was covered in wounds. It was utterly tragic."

Li Er: "You rebellious brat! He's trying to rebel! Strip him of his title as Crown Prince! And tell the imperial physicians not to treat that brat's wounds!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.