Urban: I’m an All-Round Master!

There's always a way forward. An obscure nobody suddenly acquired the All-Purpose Master System!

"What?! You say I'm a God of Cooking? No, no, I'm just a guy who sells hand-grabbed pancakes!"

"What?! You say I'm the top scholar of our generation? Not at all, I just scribble whatever comes to mind!"

Reporter: "Mr. Ye, you're so modest. What do you think of Mr. Ma?"

Ye Feng: "I went to his reception once. He brought out a T-shirt with his own face on it for auction. When people were bidding fifty or sixty thousand, I jumped straight to two million!

"I thought someone would bid three million, so I went to five million. But no one else bid!

"Right there, he said to me, 'Young man, come up here. Do you really think this T-shirt is worth two million?'

"I said, 'The T-shirt isn't worth much. You are!' And that's how I became old friends with Boss Ma, despite the age gap!

"Let's hear some applause!!!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.