We Are in Konoha and Are Preparing to Burn Down the Hokage Tower. Please Help!

It is impossible to work part-time, and it is impossible to work part-time in this life. The only way to make money is different from working part-time. Sponsor! Orochimaru: God's help, you are clearly trying to trick me into death! Uchiha Fugaku: Do you want to burn down the Konoha Security Department? Many people don't sponsor you one million taels first. Uchiha Itachi: I don't understand your logic at all. The genocide is my business, why should I sponsor you? Danzo Shimura: Okay! You are cruel! I've paid five million taels, please don't interfere with my affairs. What? Will your price increase as your reputation grows? Sarutobi Hiruzen: You want to stop the Nine-Tails, why are you asking me for sponsorship? This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.