Li Lang transmigrates into the world of Journey to the West and, for no apparent reason, becomes Diao Zuan, a lowly mountain-patrolling demon under the Yellow Lion Spirit. To avoid being beaten to death by the Monkey King later on, he throws himself into practicing all kinds of errands-running spells, while also helping the Yellow Lion Spirit build up his stronghold. Drawing on his knowledge of Journey to the West, he starts contacting demons from other mountains and building connections, exposing the scam about Tang Monk's flesh. With no demons causing trouble on the Monkey King's journey west, he cannot earn merit or endure tribulations, and the whole journey goes smoothly without a hitch. He infuriates the Buddha, delights the Jade Emperor, and becomes a relative of the Old Lord. Finally, when facing the Monkey King, he has the Howling Celestial Wolf on his left, a roc in his right hand, a centipede coiled over his shoulder, and a scorpion on his head. Beside him is a little child's cart, with Red Boy sitting in it. Can't we just talk this out?
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
