Demons and monsters have returned, and ghosts roam the night.
The human world is about to become a realm of ghosts.
"Ding dong! A water ghost is hiding at the bottom of the lake ahead. Flirt with it to gain +1 Water Control. Advance it to obtain a Water-Protected Body!"
"Ding dong! A donkey-headed wolf has been spotted a hundred meters ahead. It hunts at night. Flirt with it to gain +1 Night Vision. Advance it to obtain Eyes of the Night!"
"Ding dong! The old man next door is a vampire zombie in disguise. He loves drinking human blood and has a copper head and iron arms. Flirt with him to gain +1 Stamina. Advance it to obtain a Diamond Body!"
Egged on by the System, Han Qing's antics grew more and more outrageous.
"Ding dong! A ten-thousand-year-old Corpse Dragon has been spotted in the abyss ahead. It has endured for ten thousand years without dying. Flirt with it to gain the ability to regenerate severed limbs."
Han Qing: "Shut up! I really can't flirt with anything else. You're trying to make me..."
"Ding dong! Reward upgraded. Flirt with it to obtain a body that can regenerate from a single drop of blood."
"..."
"Fine, then. Brother Dragon, don't blame me. It's all the System's fault. It's not human..."
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
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