How Is He Still Alive?

I caught the author!!! Quick!!!! Get the rope on the first floor, boil water in the pot on the second floor, prepare firewood on the third floor, prepare salt, oil, sauce, and vinegar on the fourth floor. Hey, why are you taking off your pants on the fifth floor? This cannot be done! No day! The sixth floor stopped the fifth floor, and the seventh floor called up to the eighth floor to carry the author together! Careful! He bites, he bites! Come on the ninth floor and shut his mouth. The tenth floor has set up the tables, chairs, bowls and chopsticks, and after the eleventh floor has finished working in the kitchen, the twelfth floor will help the eleventh floor kill the author. Thirteenth Floor, Hey, Thirteenth Floor, why are you cutting the author's rope? Hello! Stop it! The author ran away! The author was let go by the 13th floor! Fourteenth floor, fifteenth floor, sixteenth floor, hurry up and catch the traitor on the thirteenth floor who is cheating on others. Go to the 17th and 18th floors to author you. You two bring that guy over here and hold him down! I ask you to let him go! I ask you to let him go! I'll slap you to death! Tell me honestly, why did you let the author go? What? You slept with the author! Did you hear it on the fifth floor? There is already someone as an author!

What do you think? If you have the ability to avoid committing suicide, what are you waiting for?

One hand, one mouth, one breast, one foot and one anus

Why not create a defensive formation?