From the Start, I Patted the God of Wealth

Recently, all kinds of strange messages have been appearing on Liu Yuan’s phone.

Guan Yu, the Western Route God of Wealth, is troubled because he’s... gone bald. His hair loss is getting worse, and even his beloved long beard has nearly fallen out.

Chang’e is worried sick. The Jade Emperor’s birthday is in two days, and he wants her to perform a brand-new dance. He’s already tired of all the old ones, and Chang’e is getting desperate.

The monkey from Flower Fruit Mountain has been thinking for a whole week. He’s realized that everything in the world dies. He wants to find an immortal art that will let him live forever, but he hasn’t the slightest clue where to begin.

Liu Yuan thought his phone had a virus, until one day he found himself in a group chat. There was a guy in there claiming to be the Western Route God of Wealth, sighing and groaning.

From the start, he poked the Western Route God of Wealth. “Bro, don’t worry about hair loss. Wash your hair with Bawang! With Bawang shampoo, growing your hair back is no dream!”

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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.