I'm Really Just an Ordinary Person

What's it like to be an utterly ordinary mortal, only for a crowd of mighty immortal cultivators to imagine you as an unparalleled expert?

Li Changsheng owns a bookstore. He lives by the motto of coasting through life, and never standing when he can lie down. But he never expected that a book he casually sold would be regarded as a supreme sacred text by those powerful experts.

Emotional Intelligence and Psychology became the Dao of True Self and Great Freedom.

Three Hundred Tang Poems became Three Thousand Demon Gods Transform.

Basic Yoga became the Profound Yellow Divine Body Art.

The Art of Warping the Rules became the Heavenly Emperor Scripture.

Even more absurdly, The Golden Lotus became the Great Heavenly Demon's Blissful Art.

What Li Changsheng finds even harder to believe is that the plain boiled water he drinks is seen by others as a sacred spring from the Ninth Heaven. A single drop can bring the dead back to life and restore flesh to bare bones!

And more incredibly still, even the clothes he's worn have become supreme divine artifacts, impervious to nuclear bombs and heavenly tribulations!

Yeah...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.