I Heard I'm Super Scary After I Die

As long as I read fast enough, the dangerous chapters can't catch up with me (*head)

If you could only choose three, which three would you choose? 1. Increase IQ by 30% 2. 15 Years younger than now 3. Be invisible for 1 hour every day 4. Will not get sick 5. Growth of 8 cm 6. You can talk to animals 7. Read other people's minds 8. The appearance is stunning. 9. Foresee your own death 10. Reply to 6 and like this message to get all the above skills.

Give me a reply, let me masturbate once??

I was born in China, but I yearn for the United States I finally left this land that raised me Go to the country of freedom I'm afraid I can't go now one day i will go I hope you all remember when I go, my name is Dongfeng 41 strategic nuclear missile

Woman? What's good about women? Can a woman play the story of Shota and Yujie with you like Bashiku sister? Can women unlock advanced postures with you like the flying man, the headless horseman, and the half-dead spirit? Can a woman get a room for free without having to pay like a gap girl? Can a woman give you the same ultimate experience as a slit girl? Can a woman come and go as soon as she is called like the Silver Immortal and the Pen Immortal? Can a woman's dual forms give you different feelings like Nekomata? Can a woman satisfy your childhood ambitions like Hanako and Zashiki Warashi? Can a woman wrap you around as tightly as Snake Girl and give you a different sense of comfort? Now, tellme out loud! Do you still like women?

People can't die, but there are ways to make life more uncomfortable than death. If I meet the protagonist and dare to threaten me, he will tie him up directly, put something in his mouth to prevent himself from biting his tongue, and then perform a craniotomy to remove the frontal lobe of the brain. You will be a fool for the rest of your life. How dare you threaten me?

If you dare to reply, I will curse you to travel to another world and become the most beautiful human being, and then your lovely sister will get the brother control system and think about controlling you and conquer you all day long; the school beauty in your class has a crush on you and travels with you to become an empress, thinking about killing you every day; you will also get ten daily check-in systems, urging you to check in every day and giving you rewards, annoying you to death... Eh, I'm so vicious

1. Please see item 13. 2. If you are still patient, please read item 12. If you are impatient, please read item 5. 3. Look at item 11! 4. Sorry, I made a mistake. You should read item 6. 5. Okay, let's go straight to item 7! 6. Haha, if you see this, you should go to Article 14. 7. Actually, I just want you to give me a like. 8. Congratulations on completing the test, please read item 7! 9. If you keep at it, you'll be fine soon. See item 2. 10. It's not easy. You've seen this. Let's look at Article 8! 11. Hang in there and go to #9. 12. Very good, let's look at item 10! 13. You can read item 4 now. 14. Please don't hit me, see item 3.

I was born in China, but I yearn for the United States. I finally left the land that raised me and went to the free country. Even if I can't go now, one day I will go. I hope you can all remember my name when I go. **Dongfeng-Strategic Nuclear Missile

Women have two advantages, but there is a loophole; although men have no advantages, they have one advantage; men often seize the two advantages of women and use their own strengths to make up for the loopholes of women. This is called a perfect match. Why are men smart? It's because men have two heads; why women love to eat, it's because women have two mouths. Why do men and women get married? Because men have figured it out and women have figured it out. And why the divorce? Because men know the depth, and women know the length. In the past, high school teachers always said that high school was tight but college was loose. Now that I think about it, it's really a sentence worth savoring.