I, Ling Tian, am the warden of the Space-Time Prison.
I specialize in handling trivial matters!
Ying Zheng: "Warden, I humbly request permission to go outside for some fresh air!"
Ling Tian: "All right. Pay with one year of imperial destiny!"
Li Shimin: "Warden, I'd like to send a message to my brother in the thirteenth timeline!"
Ling Tian: "All right. Pay with three years of imperial destiny!"
Female police officer: "Warden, Emperor Yang of Sui, Yang Guang, stole my underwear!"
Ling Tian: "Outrageous! How dare he! Guards..."
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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
