The Great Trickster of the Tang Dynasty

Li Shimin: Immortal Master, when will you finish refining that elixir of immortality for me?

Wei Zheng: Kid, don't reveal who I am.

Yuan Tiangang: Brother, your predictions are uncanny. Who was your teacher?

Tang Sanzang: Please, let me go. I'm just an ordinary mortal, not some meat that grants immortality!

Cheng Yaojin: You want to become my disciple?

Li Jing: You want to learn magic from me?

Sun Wukong: You little thief, where do you think you're going?

Fox Spirit: Young master, please behave yourself!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.