Great Magic Stick of Tang Dynasty

Li Shimin: Master Immortal, when will my elixir of life be refined? Wei Zheng: Young man, please don't reveal my identity. Yuan Tiangang: My wise brother knows things like a god, where can I go from here? Tang's Monk: Please let me go. This poor monk is just a human being, not some immortal meat! Cheng Yaojin: Do you want to become your teacher? Li Jing: Do you want to learn magic from me? Sun Wukong: Thief, where are you going? Vixen: Sir, please respect yourself! ... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.