Three Kingdoms: The Eighteen Warlords Are All My Adopted Sons

What do you do when you transmigrate to the Three Kingdoms and become Dong Zhuo, the villain everyone wants to bring down?

I'm in a hurry here!

The Divine Adoptive Son Selection System has bound itself to me!

Ding! Congratulations, Host, on taking Lu Bu as your adopted son. You have received Lu Bu's valor.

Ding! Congratulations, Host, on taking Cao Cao as your adopted son. You have received Cao Cao's strategic genius.

Liu Bei wants to be my son too?

Get lost! I'll never take Big-Eared Bandit as my adopted son!

Lu Bu: Adoptive Father, the eighteen allied warlords are attacking with their armies. Let me capture them and bring them to you for judgment.

Zhao Yun: Adoptive Father, that shameless Big-Eared Bandit is spreading rumors about you everywhere. Let me cut off both his ears and serve them as a drinking snack.

Dong Zhuo: Mengde, I hear your wife is a talented embroiderer. Call her over and have her embroider a pair of mandarin ducks playing in the water for your father.

Cao Cao: What the hell...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.