Great Tang: Li Er, Don't Panic. Have Some Poisonous Chicken Soup to Calm Your Nerves!

In the second year of the Zhenguan era, Su Yu transmigrates to the Tang dynasty. He has neither the standard Red Hare horse nor a Sky-Piercing Halberd.

Instead, he awakens a Toxic Chicken Soup System. Su Yu never imagined that toxic chicken soup could take off too.

Ever since Li Er started downing a bowl of toxic chicken soup every day, his back stopped hurting and his legs stopped aching. The only problem is that he's becoming more and more mentally unhinged.

One bowl of toxic chicken soup cures Empress Zhangsun's illness and changes her personality, too.

The ministers panic at the sight of Su Yu, while the princesses both love and hate him.

"Su Yu, Jingyang has fallen. What are we going to do?" Li Er asks in a panic.

"Don't worry, Your Majesty. It's not a big deal. Just think about tomorrow. Maybe Chang'an will be gone too. Doesn't that make you feel a little better?" says Su Yu.

"?????" Li Er.

"Brother Su Yu, I think I'm a little small down there. Would you mind?" Princess Changle.

"Be bold and remove the 'I think.'" Su Yu.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.