Dear Leaders, I'm Really Not Up to It

After transmigrating into the world of special forces, he obtains the Old-Age Happy-Go-Lucky System. From then on, he gets to enjoy retirement ahead of schedule and receives all sorts of random rewards.

Every day, he practices tai chi, plays chess, **s with the birds, and chats about global affairs in the park. A bunch of old gentlemen regard Ye Tian as a master and a friend despite their age difference, all scrambling to marry their granddaughters off to him.

Old Mr. Sun: "Young Friend Ye, your strategy of wrapping submarines in kelp, smashing aircraft carriers with meteorites, and using smog to stop missiles is truly brilliant!"

The next day, the government announces a series of strategic plans. Only then does Ye Tian realize that these old men have extraordinary identities!

A retired military-region commander? The head of a research institute? The chairman of an overseas arms company...?

An Ran: "Grandpa, I thought Ye Tian only knew how to walk cats and tease *s. Why can he use tai chi to beat up the top Navy SEALs?"

A certain female officer: "Ye Tian is the blind date my grandfather set me up with. None of you are allowed to steal him!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.