Nine to Five in Konoha

"Lord Hokage, Senior Lin Hong has infiltrated Amegakure!!"

"Lord Hokage, Senior Lin Hong has captured an Akatsuki member named Konan!"

"Lord Hokage, Senior Lin Hong has defeated three Pains!"

"Lord Hokage, Senior Lin Hong has suddenly started contemplating the meaning of life..."

"Lord Hokage, Senior Lin Hong has stopped moving. He left the enemy behind and came back on his own!!"

"Lord Hokage, Senior Lin Hong... he's clocked out…"

Inside the Hokage's office, everyone exchanged bewildered looks.

Lin Hong: What is it? I'm not working overtime. Whatever it is, tell me tomorrow when I'm back at work.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.