Three Kingdoms: Cao Chong Fakes His Death from the Start

He woke up to find he'd transmigrated into a coffin.

And he'd become Cao Chong, the genius boy from the Three Kingdoms!

Outside the coffin, Cao Pi was weeping his eyes out:

"Chong, how could you leave just like that? Let your second brother take your place, let me go see the King of Hell for you!"

Cao Chong burst out of the coffin. "Second Brother, the King of Hell is calling you down to check in!"

Cao Pi was so scared he wet himself, then took to his bed and couldn't get up.

Three days later.

Cao Cao went to visit him. "Pi, tell your father whatever you want!"

Cao Pi said, "Father, I want Diaochan!"

Cao Cao shook his head. "Diaochan has gone to be your younger brother Chong's zither teacher!"

Cao Pi fainted and took to his bed, unable to recover.

Three months later.

Cao Cao said, "Pi, this time, ask for anything you want. Your father will grant it!"

Cao Pi said, "Father, I like Guo Zhao!"

Cao Cao replied, "Guo Zhao has already been promised to your younger brother Chong!"

Cao Pi spat blood and fainted on the spot.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.