Journey to the West: I Was Kicked Out of Bodhi's Sect from the Start

Have you ever seen the Queen Mother of the West feed someone, Houtu brew tea, or Nuwa cut up fruit?

Little did you know, Bodhi chased me three whole streets around Flower-Fruit Mountain.

Wukong: "I said I won't study! I won't study! Can you stop following me?"

Bodhi: "Please, accept me as your master!"

Wukong: "Fine, fine. I'll do it, just this once!"

Bodhi: "I've taught you the Dao. Our bond is over. You're expelled from the sect!"

Wukong: "??? I just finished bowing to you nine times, and now you're telling me this?"

Ding-dong! Your System has arrived!

Hmph. You're all scheming against me. Just you wait. Not one of you is getting away!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.