I Swear, I'm No Nun!

"Hey, everyone. I'm Chen Qing, a dark-humor storyteller who serves up toxic life advice. You might not believe this, but I transmigrated and became a Taoist priest. I even got a Living Buddha System that wants me to use Buddhist teachings to enlighten the world, but how the hell am I supposed to do that?!"

A late-night radio show for troubled souls.

Fan: "Master, I'm ugly and have no social skills, and I've never had a girlfriend. It feels so unfair."

Chen Qing: "Of course it's not unfair. Heaven is very fair. It gave you an ugly face and poor social skills, so you'd come across as more well-rounded!"

Beep beep~

Fan: "Master, every day I'm as tired as a *, and I feel awful."

Chen Qing: "You're mistaken. * isn't nearly as tired as you think."

Beep beep~

"Hello? Hello? Why'd they hang up again..."

One hilarious relationship counseling call after another plays out in the livestream every day...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.