I Live in a Haunted House. Am I the Ghost King?

Women have two advantages, but there is a loophole; although men have no advantages, they have one advantage; men often seize the two advantages of women and use their own strengths to make up for the loopholes of women. This is called a perfect match. Why are men smart? It's because men have two heads; why women love to eat, it's because women have two mouths. Why do men and women get married? Because men have figured it out and women have figured it out. And why the divorce? Because men know the depth, and women know the length. In the past, high school teachers always said that high school was tight but college was loose. Now that I think about it, it's really a sentence worth savoring.

What's good about playing with women? It's better to play with snakes. Pull out the snake's venomous fangs and tease it with your brother. The angry snake bites it. Snakes don't know how to chew. They can only swallow hard. When the snake bites, it also wants to strangle the opponent. The body of a cold-blooded animal My body is tightly wrapped around my younger brother, cold on the outside and hot on the inside, the scales of the snake are constantly rubbing, spitting out poison from time to time, the water is so moist, the feeling is like ice and fire, extremely tight, how can it be described as "refreshing"? After finishing it, you can make soup to replenish yourself!

I was born in China, but I yearn for the United States I finally left this land that raised me Go to the country of freedom That's the place I dream of It has always been my goal, the meaning and mission of my birth Even if I can't go now, I will go one day I hope you can all remember my name when I go there Dongfeng 41 strategic nuclear missile

Following the trend? Am I really not an evil god? Am I really not a demon? They are much better than you, right? Evil God, Mr. A!

I feel like this book would be better if I didn't make the main character so silly and sweet. I also give everything else for free, like the brush and the flyer. As the saying goes: "If you want something, you have to give something. Equivalent exchange is king." Dear author, if you can write these two points well, your book will be popular. I will order it when it is on the shelves.

The ghosts sent out should come back stronger, otherwise it would be uncomfortable to chase them away.

The author has passed away and there is nothing that can be done about it

The younger sister had a pair of nests on her chest, which were shaped like a hillside. My brother felt down the nest and found exactly the chick's nest. The elder brother put the bird into the nest, and the little bird shivered when the water flooded. The younger sister wouldn't let the bird leave the nest, which made the little bird foam at the white of fright. The elder brother took the bird out of the nest, and the little bird suddenly became much thinner.

Is this the kind of plot where everyone in the world knows that the protagonist is the boss, but the protagonist himself doesn't know? Yes, I won't watch it. I've watched too much recently and I'm numb.

What the hell kind of setting is this? The whole world knows it, but the protagonist doesn't. It feels like a sand sculpture.