Please, Don't Eat Beasts Into Extinction

In the Northern Sea there is a fish called Kun. The Kun is so huge that it won't fit in a pot. It transforms into a bird called Peng. The Peng is so huge it needs two barbecue grills, one for cumin and one for mild chili.

Cultivation is out of the question. The only way I can just about get by is to eat my way through life.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.