Urban: Let Me Finish Showing Off, Then I'll Pick a Skill

You think you rule Las Vegas because of your gambling skills?

Wrong. It's luck.

You think you can cure a terminal illness just like that because of your medical skills?

Wrong. It's a wonder drug.

You think...

Hold on, hold on.

You don't really think I'm completely useless, do you?

Trying to show off in front of me?

Wait a second, let me activate a skill.

I make a few gestures at the air,

Bystanders: ????

All right, I've got my skills ready. Time for some face-slapping.

League of Legends skills, max level!

Swimming and diving, max level!

Racing and drifting, max level!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.