Three Kingdoms: Playing Sun Ce, I Beat Up Lü Bu from the Start

Outside Hulao Pass, Sun Ce, played by Zuo Bai, knocks Lu Bu off his Red Hare with a single spear thrust.

At Wang Yun's residence, Lu Bu, played by Zuo Bai, barges into the estate and takes Diao Chan away. Chang'an descends into chaos!

"Ah Man, I've got something that can make your cavalry ten times stronger in an instant. Want it?"

"Big Ears, I've got potatoes that yield thousands of pounds per acre. Want some?"

"Bofu, I... Forget it, forget it. The Two Qiaos are at my residence right now, so I'll give you this steelmaking method."

Years later,

"Young master, Cao Mengde, Liu Xuande, and Sun Bofu are outside, kneeling and begging you to become emperor..."

"Huh? Emperor? I'm not stupid enough to become emperor!"

Cao Cao, Liu Bei, and Sun Ce: "Then why did you mess with us like that?"

Zuo Bai: "Don't sweat the small stuff. I was just trying to complete the System's quest."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.