What's the future in being a ninja? You'd be better off setting up a stall to tell fortunes and read feng shui.
As long as your fortune-telling is successful, you can comprehend the Great Dao and use Senjutsu Chakra as much as you like. There are countless Daoist magical artifacts, all with terrifying, boundless power.
Takumi held up a Purple-Gold Gourd. "Madara Uchiha, if I call your name, will you answer?"
Madara Uchiha trembled. "No, no, I wouldn't dare."
Takumi made a calculation with his fingers and told Hiruzen Sarutobi, "You'll suffer a bloody misfortune today!"
Takumi made a calculation with his fingers and told Naruto, "You'll suffer a bloody misfortune tomorrow!"
Takumi made a calculation with his fingers and told Sakura, "You'll suffer a bloody misfortune at this time every month!"
As Sakura chased him all over the place, Takumi felt he hadn't said anything wrong!
Takumi made a calculation with his fingers. "This book is destined to be a huge hit!"
I'm no good at writing introductions. Just read the story! Woohoo, here we go!
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate them.
Naruto unfortunately died while dancing with Madara. When this news was reported back to Konoha, the whole village was sad. This was Otsutsuki Ichiraku rushing out of the Ichiraku Ramen Shop, with his left eye Rinnegan and right eye Tenseigan. Behind him were six ramen-like Qiudaodama. He yelled, I want to build a world with Naruto. The world of Naruto was destroyed and started again (funny)
The author doesn't want his kidney anymore, let me see how many people are there
I used to be a prostitute for free. But until I met...
I calculated with my fingers that this book must be a eunuch.
Um, my pocket is cleaner than my face.
Introduction: Sakura suffers a bloody disaster these days every month. Am I wrong, or something?
I want to know about those books that made prostitution gangs pay for their first time. Do you still remember them?
May I ask if this three percent is: the Law of Infinity or some other three percent?
The protagonist knows what justice is and what evil is, but doesn't he know that Zabuza wants to kill him?
Fujiwara Bunta: Takumi, I am your father