Chen Hao binds himself to the God-Tier Slacker System. Whenever he offers someone a Huazi cigarette, there's a chance the System will activate and grant him a super-mysterious reward. And so, a slacker with an endless stream of legendary exploits is born, sending shockwaves through countless industries!
The wealthy: "What did you say? Chen Hao, with assets worth billions, spends his free time as a street-corner loafer? What's wrong with a billionaire taking a stroll?"
The literary world: "Stop smearing Master Chen Hao! He's a literary giant of our time and a role model for us all. How could he possibly be a street-corner loafer?"
The music world: "You say Chen Hao is a street-corner loafer? What a joke. Have you ever seen a loafer who can master every musical instrument and compose a peerless masterpiece for the ages?"
The martial arts world: "We don't actually know if Chen Hao is a street-corner loafer, but one line from him, 'Well, if it isn't my little brother,' is enough to strike fear into the entire martial arts world and leave countless martial artists in a panic..."
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
What's the point of being a street kid?