Pokemon: The God of Status

You start with an ordinary little fluffball. How are you supposed to face powerful enemies?

No need to panic at all. The God-Tier Status System has officially arrived.

Double experience? Quest rewards? Pokemon exploration?

No, no... Those are just basic features!

The truly powerful part of this System is its dominion over the battlefield.

Feature 1: When a move hits an opponent, a follow-up attack is guaranteed to activate.

"A 100% chance to burn, freeze, poison, or cause Confusion... Take your pick."

Feature 2: Moves that change stats are guaranteed to hit their target.

"Don't ask me why Fearow uses Fly, enters Confusion high in the sky, then plummets straight down and crashes into the ground. Maybe it had some fake booze last night."

Feature 3: Negative effects from moves and abilities have no effect on allied Pokemon.

"You won't even catch a Pokemon as powerful as Slaking? What kind of Trainer are you?"

"Huh? Why..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.