I'll Come Clean: I'm Really Not an Immortal

Lin Qingyuan has spent more than a decade in the cultivation world since transmigrating there. He awakens the Full Comprehension System, but unfortunately, he has no spiritual roots and cannot cultivate.

He’s proficient in music, chess, calligraphy, and painting, so what?

A man still needs to eat.

Just as he opens a little shop at the foot of the mountain,

Ding! Congratulations, Host! Your talent is maxed out. Join the Immortal Realm chat group!

The sky splits open, and red clouds blanket Rushan.

“An immortal has descended!”

The immortal lands and immediately kneels before Lin Qingyuan’s door:

“This junior is the Patriarch of the Six Paths. I pay my respects to Immortal Lin. Please grant me the calligraphy displayed inside!”

The Demon Realm’s Monster Venerable says coyly:

“Mr. Lin, could you write those words on my back?”

Lin Qingyuan can only shout inwardly:

“Stop sending me private messages! I really am not an immortal!”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.