I'm a Terrible Student, Yet I Got Ten Acceptance Letters from the Start

I'm the most notorious underachiever in the whole school, the guy who ranked dead last in the final mock exam before the college entrance exams. And yet, I somehow received ten acceptance letters from top universities, leaving everyone completely stunned!

My buddy: "Oh my god, how is this possible? Weren't we supposed to be underachievers for life together?"

Top male student: "I don't believe it. This makes no sense! I'm reporting him. He must have cheated!"

The school belle and top student: "So you've been hiding your true abilities this whole time. I was already thinking of going with you to the best technical college in the country. But now we can choose the two best schools. Which one will you pick?"

Me: "Those? I'm not choosing either!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.