Great Tang: I Slapped Li Shimin from the Start

Cheng Lin, a bottom-of-the-class medical student, accidentally finds himself in a fake Tang Dynasty.

Changsun Wuji: Your Majesty, I must protest. Cheng Lin, that scoundrel, must not wear those so-called flip-flops into the palace! Ow, my face...

Yuchi Gong: Your Majesty, Cheng Lin is only a military doctor, but he eats and sleeps alongside the soldiers and has become one of them. He offers advice and leads them to victory, and his medical skills can even pull the dying back from death's door. Now all the soldiers listen to him, leaving me with no authority in the army!

Cheng Yaojin: I feared no one with these two Xuanhua axes of mine, so how did I end up beaten by that brat Cheng Lin!

Li Shimin covered his face. Forget it. He has earned so much merit for my Great Tang that I was happy enough to reward him with golden flip-flops... Ow, that hurts!

Empress Changsun: Your Majesty, I am feeling unwell and cannot attend to you today. Consort Yang: +1

Li Shimin: I...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.