Glory to the Dharma God

Old Dharma God: Only by meditating without distractions and concentrating on cultivation can you become a Dharma God. Me: Teacher, if you concentrate on your cultivation and have nothing else to focus on, how come you have a granddaughter? Old Dharma God:. . . Old Dharma God: Shut up, do you still want to be my disciple? Me: No, I don't want to. Old Dharma God: Huh? Furious Me: I want to be your grandson-in-law! Old Dharma God: Take my crutch. . . Phew, get my staff! I want to clean up the house! Me: Don't you want to hold your great-grandchild? Old Dharma God:. . . This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.