I Was the First to Walk Out of the College Entrance Examination Room

The last subject of the college entrance examination was over, and Qin Ge was the first to walk out of the examination room under the spotlight. A reporter: "Classmate, do you think this year's questions are difficult?" Qin Ge: It's very simple and can be solved at a glance. A reporter: So what score do you think you can get? Qin Ge: The total score will be deducted as much as the Chinese composition will be deducted. A reporter:... A certain beast: You are still young, don't be too crazy. Qin Ge: Don't shout about your virtues. Your height is a constant function and your weight is a power function. When you stand, it is a fifth-order complete graph. When you lie down, it is a Merkel triangle. The number of people who are scared to death by your face every year can be ranked as Fibonacci. You fail everywhere in life. The breadth is comparable to the Langlands Program. The depth is as endless as π. Even the Lagrangian interpolation identity cannot exchange for your bright future... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.