A guy ate an ancient sweet potato and farted for thousands of years.
"Young man I will make your wish come true"
"Ding, congratulations to the young man for winning a Lamborghini Reventon top sports car."
"Ding, congratulations to the young man for winning a 100 million yuan luxury villa by the sea."
"Ding, congratulations to the young man for getting a bunch of personal service two-dimensional maids."
"Ding, congratulations to the young man for getting a resurrected rural rhubarb* and a pair of 24k titanium alloy eyes."
. . . . .
The peerless beauty lay softly on the young man's body and asked: "My dear, I want to ask you how you succeeded? I am a little curious."
"Uh... Hey, what a fart."
"Huh????"
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.