Anime Crossover: I Run a Monster Izakaya and Never Work Overtime!

On a shopping street in Tokyo's Arakawa Ward, there's an izakaya called "monster."

The cashier is a cat with a gold coin on its forehead that can talk? The server is a turtle with garlic on its back? The cook tending the fire is a dinosaur with flames burning on its tail? The dishwasher is a goofy turtle carrying a shell?

And why is the menu full of bizarre dishes like Gatanothor super-premium soup, Kaora steak, and spicy Metronian?

The customers who come to sample the food are just as strange.

The president of the Service Club,

A light-novel author,

A prodigy with the "God's Tongue,"

A bald guy who looks a little dazed,

The strongest man on the sea,

Everyone says in unison, "Boss, the names of your dishes may be incomprehensible, but they're way too delicious! Bring us a billion more servings!"

Uesugi Hayato: "Sorry, we're closed. My shift is over."

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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.