I passed by a pet store while shopping and bought a rabbit on the recommendation of a friend.
First day home, no food or drink
Go home the next day, eat, drink and have diarrhea
I went home on the third day and started nibbling the gardenias I had carefully taken care of.
Going home on the fourth day, ton da da ton da da, taking small steps
Go home on the fifth day, oh, who are you, the handsome young man?
When I came home on the sixth day, his wife was lying on my bed on her side, eating my snacks and drinking my Coke.
When I got home on the seventh day, he was swimming in my bathtub
Well... My rabbit has become a sperm
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.