Conquering Myriad Worlds: Getting Rich Starts with Robbery

Zuo You: "Chief, the Iron Cavalry hasn't been paid in a month. The treasury's short on silver. If we can't pay them soon, I'm afraid the cavalry will mutiny."

Song Poli: "Then rob someone! If there's no silver in the treasury, go out and rob some!"

Zuo You: "Chief, we're out of food. We haven't eaten all day."

Song Poli: "Then rob someone! If there's no food, go out and rob some!"

Song Poli: "Wait! Hold on, don't rob the brothels! We're chivalrous bandits. We only rob gold and silver!"

"Get the hell back here, all of you!"

Song Poli's furious roar echoed through the Song family stronghold.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.