Goalkeeper: Kahn the Mad.
Defenders: Shaolin monk Pepe, talkative king Materazzi, fighter Ramos, King Kong finger Gattuso.
Midfielder: Stam the wrestler, Barton the gangster, Ferguson the terror master.
Forward: Suarez with iron teeth and bronze teeth, football villain Ibrahimovic.
Midfielder: Costa the Bad.
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.
