My System Is Poisoned

Zhang Han, who failed the college entrance examination, came to the world of Xianxia with a system infected with a virus, and began a life of cheating. Master, this comb is a supreme magic weapon. If you comb your hair every day, you will live to be ninety-nine! What? Not buying? Say it again? That's right! How could a monk be without such a beautiful beauty comb! Ding~ The mission is completed, and you will be rewarded with a beauty fan, grade, and fairy weapon. Zhang Han: System, your uncle! If you encounter such a virus-infected system, if you are not careful, you may not even be able to put on your pants! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.