Issued a Friday Suit

He became Chang'e, blessed with both beauty and brains, and with his family tree still intact.

*Damn, this feels like a freaking dream!

“What the *hell are you looking at? Never seen a fairy before?”

“Sure, I smoke, drink, and get into fights, but I'm a good person!”

“Today, either your family tree goes up in flames, or your mom gets sacrificed!”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.